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MASTERBONE CLAIMS VICTORY OVER GRRR!!!
Dateline: 5-
The Bugle has received a communication claiming to be from the monster leader Masterbone boasting of how it has destroyed the forces of rival monster Grrr!!! Snr.
And it magically granted a vision of a scene somewhere in a underground cavern, which did bear a strong resemblance to the caverns where Grrr!!! Gave his recent interview to the Bugle. The difference is that these caverns were strewn with dead lizard men. In the brief duration of the vision we counted nearly sixty.
However it would appear that Grrr!!! himself has escaped. “Scared to death, Grrr!!! Snr preferred to run,” the Masterbone claimed. “Some of his minions were able to follow him before my wrath came upon them. But be assured once I've found him again he wouldn't get another chance to run!”
Where Grrr!!! Snr might have escaped to is unknown, as is how many of his minions
may have escaped with him. However it looks like the so-
Elsewhere another ‘Lord of the Dark Path’, calling itself K'Linzi the Dark, warned adventurers to leave the lower levels of Icehaunt Dungeon, and also suggested that the organisation has a presence in the Underworld. “We lay claim to the deeps of Icehaunt and will make good on our ownership of this place. Leave or die, there is no third choice for you. Flee as the coward Grrrr has done before the might of the Masterbone.”
With confused reports of monstrous incursions in Red Mountain Keep, it appears that the fears of some observers that the Dark Path is extending its power may be well founded.
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