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THE STRANGE NEW WORLD ON BERENY’S BORDER
Dateline: 23-
By Editor-
Most Berenians will know that a sea is a large body of water. Many will have heard of the Sea of the Underworld, which exists far beneath our feet. But not that many know that recently a new sea has appeared which lies right on the borders of the Kingdom itself.
This new sea has come into existence thanks to a slight warming of the climate in
the Southern Glaciers, leading to increased melting of the glaciers. But the sea
is not simply some extra-
Words alone cannot express what it is like to stand on the edge of a body of water that stretches away to the horizon, and to know that unlike even the largest of Bereny's lakes, this body of water may have no far shore, but may be endless. It is a thing of wonder, of beauty, and of terror.
If proof were needed that this Sea is not something which has just come into existence
recently, it is that it teems with life. And not just fish, but people. On the Sea's
shore I met Ghosti, a member of a sea-
Ghosti told me that he has only recently arrived in the vicinity of the Berenian border after being carried there by a great surge of water from the original home of his people in the depths of the Sea. He described the new area of sea as a pretty boring place, without any of the Merfolk habitation he had been used to. Although he had met others of his kind since coming here, the Merfolk are pretty thinly spread in the newly flooded regions.
He also cautioned me that the Merfolk were not the only newcomers to the area however,
and that some of the other denizens of the Sea might not be as friendly as he. He
pointed out another humanoid creature swimming some way off-
I was not the first Berenian that Ghosti had met since coming here, and he had been accepted as a member of the Walkers on the Edge Guild. He told me that the Merfolk were keen to establish friendly relations with the people of Bereny.
So it would seem that Bereny has a new land on its borders, one more strange and alien than anything that anyone has seen before.
ROYAL ARMY BEGINS ASSAULT ON FALCONE ESTATE
Dateline: 25-
By Bob Woodward, Torlia Correspondant
The rebellion of Uryen d’Agrillac against the Crown has erupted into open fighting
between the Royal Army and forces loyal to the self-
Royal Infantry units have advanced up the road from their encampments north of Torlia and engaged rebel forces defending the estate gates, destroying an enormous Earth Elemental that was guarding these. There are further reports of fighting from the vicinity of the nearby mining village of Tinton, where ‘Countess’ Falcone, Baron Uryen’s wife, was responsible for the death of a knight loyal to Baroness Sofia d’Agrillac, the estate Baron recognised by the Crown. In addition. the area just south of the junction between the Widowmaker Trail and the Torlia Road is said to be infested with savage packs of wolfhounds unleashed from the Falcone Estate.
“For the information of forces moving to re-
The priest Minnanon, who first reported Baron Uryen’s activities to the Crown, has entered the estate and seems to be seeking combat with the Baron himself.
Meanwhile the failure of the Royal Courts to outlaw Uryen, despite the direct orders of the Regent, has attracted some comment. “One can’t help wondering whether there are some within the Crown Bureaucracy who are secretly in sympathy with Uryen,” said Lord Marmaduke Twang of the RGA, holder of the largely honorary Dukedom of Plue. “The d’Agrillacs always have had an undue influence if you ask me.”
CROWNHEART UNVEILS ‘THE FUTURE OF SHOPPING’
Dateline: 17-
After months of delay the City of Crownheart has at last unveiled its long-
The new mall is an extensive covered shopping arcade which hosts a wide selection of goods and services which are available nowhere else in Bereny. At least that is according to its backers, the Crownheart Mercentile Guild and Corporation. Designed by renowned architect Norbert Fourex, the building’s ambitious and spectacular design has resulted in spiraling construction costs and lengthy delays.
“People used to say ‘What you cannot find in Crownheart, you cannot find’”, said
Aurelius Lucre, President and Grand Enumerator of the CMGC. “But what with these
out-
Prominent at the opening party was well-
Crownheart’s merchants are hoping that the attractions of the mall will draw many visitors into the city and improve their business, although the city’s bar owners are rumoured to fear that their takings may drop significantly now that Mr Puddlethumper has an office and no longer needs to conduct his business from their bars.
WHITE TOWER DESTROYS ‘BRAIN BEAST’
Dateline: 21-
Unconfirmed reports claim that Knights of the White Tower have destroyed a creature they describe as ‘the Brain Beast’ in the a dungeon complex in Swinderlog Swamp. The creature seems to have been the controlling intelligence behind the group of entities known as the Brain Eaters.
Following rumours last year of strange creatures and mysterious disappearances in an area on the northern edge of Swinderlog Swamp, the White Tower decided to investigate. Their Knights penetrated the Lair of the Brain Eaters some months ago, and according to these latest reports they have, after many hard days of fighting, succeeded in penetrating an area they described as the ‘Brain Chamber’. Here they discovered an immense creature called the Brain Beast, which they have now slain.
According to sources in the Regent’s Military Council, mission commander Sir Darrax
reported to Baron Ephraim Stryker, the Lord Commander of the White Tower that he
believed that the ‘Brain Beast’ was of extra-
The Lord Commander’s report to the Military Council agreed. “It seems to me that a lot of such creatures are finding their way into the realms of man these days which have no business being here. This is just the latest aberration to break into Bereny and begin slaking its dark hungers on our people. But I have a feeling its part of a bigger picture. Something larger is going on. Something more serious.”
It has always been suspected that the Brain Eaters originated in some other dimension
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